A Little Skin Football Anyone?
January 22nd, 2009 by Bed Post BettyEver play football indoors? How about in the nude? I’m proud to say I have! It’s one of my fondest memories.
Photo by Mikkel Toke Grønkjær (sxc.hu)
It all started innocent enough; some slushies from the local Seven Eleven and a fifth of Bacardi 151. Me, Susan and Tammy against Charlie, Gene and Billy with a make shift football made up of a bunch of socks all tied into one big knot. That would be a six pair knotted football!
After about 20 minutes into the game it started to snow and before I knew it the game had moved indoors to the upstairs spare bedroom. I don’t know whose idea it was but it seemed to be a unanimous decision. This game was gonna continue with no protective gear!
I was the shyest of the group and was reluctant to strip down to skin, but the others, they couldn’t wait to see who would be the first to stand proudly in their birthday suit! I don’t remember who won but I do remember how utterly stupid they all looked. I wasn’t stupid; I had a sheet wrapped around me! Then before I knew it we were all lining up…ready…set…HIKE! Everyone leaps forward to tackle. Billy jumped Tammy and Gene jumped Susan! I cut to the left diving into the closet and Charlie went flying though the door! I thought this was the funniest thing and Charlie laughed too. He said I had “moves”.
The second line up came; ready set, HIKE! I cut to the left and AGAIN Charlie flew through the door! OMG! This time it was a belly laugh! A hard one! Charlie let out a low snicker this time…I don’t think he found it so funny any more. So, there I was, all lined up with the others once again. “Would Charlie fall for the same move a third time?” What do you think? Yep! I laid in that closet hysterical and unable to catch my breath I was laughing so hard!
Call it the spirit of the game or courage in a bottle but, I started to feel more comfortable in my own skin, so to speak and realized I looked silly being the only one dressed. So, with my courage mustered up and my back to the others I ripped my sheet off with attitude and turned around to “face the crowd” exclaiming my new found confidence! Low and behold and much to my dismay…they were all dressed! Man did I feel stupid! Really stupid!
Not to fear, Charlie came to my rescue! The next thing I knew Charlie had wrapped himself around me and took me down in the closet! Yes, this was to my delight! I guess you could say he had some of his own clever moves and decided it was high time he made some. Before I knew it the door was closed and it was if no one else was within a hundred miles of that room. There may as well have been a “Do Not Disturb” sign hanging on the outside of the closet doors. Thank goodness it was an over-sized double closet. I think we covered every square inch of that thing and most definitely had sex in every position possibly known to mankind…and I think we came up with a few new ones too!
Photo by Nevit Dilmen (sxc.hu)
Damn…what a memory! I wonder what Charlie’s doing these days?
So, have you ever played games in the nude? I want to hear all the details…spill it here! I won’t tell anyone…I promise.
