I just finished looking through my boyfriend’s box of photographs. What a terrible idea that was. Besides the random party shots, family photographs, and the ever-so-embarrassing wallet sized school pictures, in this box I found pictures of the ex.
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It’s that time of year again; Springtime. If you were to search images on the internet for “springtime”, you are most certain to receive pictures of flowers, sunlight, blue sky, green grass, etc. But when I look out the window, all I see is piles of snow, decaying leaves and grass in a disgusting shade of brown, and frigid looking puddles of water scattered about. But nevertheless, the calendar says it’s springtime. And I think the biological clock instilled in all living things agree.
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I think the last time I left off telling you how our night was ending, or starting up depending on how you look at it. Scott and I spent the rest of the night getting to know each other all over again. It seemed like time had back tracked and we found ourselves lost in the age of disco and what we now call classic rock.
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Have you ever met Foreplay? I used to know him but I haven’t seen him in quite a long time. There used to be moments of brief passings in the night, but no more. He’s been M.I.A. and I need to talk to him!
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Ring Ring….
”Hello?”
“Betty? Is that you?”
“Yes. Who’s this?”
With a chuckle I hear on the other end, “Scott…Scott Clark.”
Immediately there is a rush of memories; suddenly I’m sitting in a green Chevy van, Styx is playing in my head, I can smell the smoke and hear us laughing at absolutely nothing! And, for some reason I had an over whelming craving for a Big Mac!
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At one point in my life I lived in a small village in upstate New York. It’s a quiet little village where there’s not much excitement, but it was full of out of control fun and adventure on one day.
I have what I like to fondly refer to as naughty noggin times. I’m not sure which fantasy is my favorite, and yes, I did say “which one”. A girl can’t be expected to have just one favorite fantasy; it’s like a Lays Potato Chip. They’re so damn good, how the hell can you be expected to put that bag down?
Your Valentine’s Day doesn’t have to be the same as last year’s! Spice it up with some different sure to please ideas!
Is that the name of a song? If not, it most surely should be! Ever had sex in a place you probably shouldn’t have? How about publicly in broad daylight? 
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Ever play football indoors? How about in the nude? I’m proud to say I have! It’s one of my fondest memories.
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