Blame It On The Tequila!
February 4th, 2009 by Bed Post BettyIs that the name of a song? If not, it most surely should be! Ever had sex in a place you probably shouldn’t have? How about publicly in broad daylight?
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OK, you can probably tell from the opener that there’s a possibility I have, but I am not owning-up to it.
You’re out on the town or maybe at one of those special events and you have one too many tequila shots then before you know it, you’re half naked and loving a little more than you should! “Me and Mr. Cuervo” go way back and have an understanding; I grab him, a lemon and some salt then become a self proclaimed sex goddess. Right or wrong and damned the consequences, it’s just the law.
Consequences Recipe…Just picture it (or not…lol)
* Me (after visiting with Mr. Cuervo)
* My boyfriend
* The hood of a car
* A friend’s very public driveway
* Daylight
* Time on our hands waiting for our friend to get home
* Neighbors to the left of me, neighbors to the right and the neighbors standing in their front yard
across the street!
**Mix all together and shake well.
Truth be told, I have no idea if the neighbors to the right or left even noticed, but the man across the street sure did. And, when the woman standing next to him noticed what he was staring at, let’s just say he could run pretty fast for an old guy. Come to think of it so could she and man was she loud! It made us laugh so hard there was no choice, we had to stop.
This is why I stay away from Mr. Cuervo, he’s too good to me. Or, maybe he’s not so good to me. What do you think?
Oh wait, did I just own-up to this? Damn tequila!
Tags: Sex in Public, Tequila






