I admit it, I’m a Sims addict. They are fascinating creatures, and I think what captures me most is how accurately they mimic life. Granted, it doesn’t take an hour to prepare a sandwich and another hour to eat it, and doing so doesn’t really drain two hour’s worth of energy, but the developers have the aspirations and relationships down cold. Take me, for example. I so clearly have a knowledge aspiration. I don’t care that much about material things, and money isn’t all that important to me (although I’d like to not worry about it) but creative pursuits that further my knowledge and sharpen my wits are paramount. I’m pretty low on the cleaning meter but I have a few mechanical skill points because fixing things furthers my knowledge, and I’m maxxed out on the creativity scale.

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Welcome to CyberDate. Are you lonely? Tired of being alone? Ready to find the love of your life? Just log in to your personal profile and fill out a few simple questions to find a match made in heaven. Please answer honestly and completely.

First, tell us what you’re looking for:
Q: Man or Woman?
A: Woman

Q: Body type: slender, athletic, muscular, chubby, buick
A: slender (no fat chicks!)

Q: How important is physical beauty?
A: Critical (I’m looking for gorgeous)

Q: IQ: genius, smart, average, dumber than dirt
A: genius! (so she can earn enough money to keep me in style)

Q: Income: Oprah, above average, average, still lives with parents
A: Above average or Oprah (or else I’ll have to work full-time, and that would cut seriously into my RPG time)

Q: Alcohol consumption? Drunken fool, often, social, never
A: Never (she can be the designated driver)

Q: Interests:
A: Cooking, cleaning, sex, massage

Thanks! Now a few questions about you:

Q: Man or Woman?
A: Man (duh, stupid question)

Q: Body Type: slender, athletic, muscular, chubby, Buick
A: chubby (just how big is a Buick? Maybe I should change it to athletic)
A: answer changed to athletic

Q: On a scale of 1-10 with 10 being gorgeous and 1 being dogfood, how attractive do other people find you?
A: 10! (my mother says so all the time)

Q: IQ: genius, smart, average, dumber than dirt
A: genius (ok, a little less than average, but what genius girl is going to want a dumb guy?)

Q: Income: Oprah, above average, average, still lives with parents
A: average (for a teenager with a part time job…they didn’t specify)

Q: Alcohol consumption? Drunken fool, often, social, never
A: Social (if Lindsay Lohan can say that, so can I)

Q: Interests:
A: RPGs, football, sex., sex, sex, competitive eating , getting massages

Additional Info:
Q: Employer:
A: Joe’s Corner Gocery

Q: Your position:
A: Part-time bagger

Comment:
I like Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain.

Congratulations! Based on answers given by you and the women in our database, we have found a 100% perfect match. Her answers matched your criteria perfectly. Mildred is slender and beautiful, with a genius IQ, an above average income from her cashier job at the Laundromat, and she never drinks. She loves to cook and clean, have sex and get massages. And she also likes Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain! Her nickname is Midew. Here’s her photo:

Do you have any “Midew” Stories you’d like to share?

Ever play football indoors? How about in the nude? I’m proud to say I have! It’s one of my fondest memories.

Photo by Mikkel Toke Grønkjær (sxc.hu)

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Everybody else is doing it: the automobile industry, the banking industry…so why not the porn industry? At least that’s what Hustler magazine magnate Larry Flynt and Girls Gone Wild CEO Joe Francis reason. TMZ recently reported that the porn powerhouse duo is off to Washington to petition Congress for a hefty $5 billion in bailout funding to rescue the ailing adult entertainment industry. They claim that the failing economy has reduced triple-X DVD sales by 22% from last year’s sales figures, and they figure porn deserves at least the same consideration as automobile manufacturers.

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Personal ads have been a part of American life since they first appeared in newspapers in the late 18th century. As populations became more migratory, they increased proportionally. Newspapers of the 19th century, such as The Boston Pilot, carried ads for mail-order brides, missing persons, magical elixirs and just about anything else an advertiser was willing to buy space for.

In this computer age, personal ads have proliferated the Internet as well as newspapers. Here then are a few to pique your interest and tickle your funny bone. Full Article >>