Finding The Perfect Woman
January 29th, 2009 by Queen of RomanceWelcome to CyberDate. Are you lonely? Tired of being alone? Ready to find the love of your life? Just log in to your personal profile and fill out a few simple questions to find a match made in heaven. Please answer honestly and completely.
First, tell us what you’re looking for:
Q: Man or Woman?
A: Woman
Q: Body type: slender, athletic, muscular, chubby, buick
A: slender (no fat chicks!)
Q: How important is physical beauty?
A: Critical (I’m looking for gorgeous)
Q: IQ: genius, smart, average, dumber than dirt
A: genius! (so she can earn enough money to keep me in style)
Q: Income: Oprah, above average, average, still lives with parents
A: Above average or Oprah (or else I’ll have to work full-time, and that would cut seriously into my RPG time)
Q: Alcohol consumption? Drunken fool, often, social, never
A: Never (she can be the designated driver)
Q: Interests:
A: Cooking, cleaning, sex, massage
Thanks! Now a few questions about you:
Q: Man or Woman?
A: Man (duh, stupid question)
Q: Body Type: slender, athletic, muscular, chubby, Buick
A: chubby (just how big is a Buick? Maybe I should change it to athletic)
A: answer changed to athletic
Q: On a scale of 1-10 with 10 being gorgeous and 1 being dogfood, how attractive do other people find you?
A: 10! (my mother says so all the time)
Q: IQ: genius, smart, average, dumber than dirt
A: genius (ok, a little less than average, but what genius girl is going to want a dumb guy?)
Q: Income: Oprah, above average, average, still lives with parents
A: average (for a teenager with a part time job…they didn’t specify)
Q: Alcohol consumption? Drunken fool, often, social, never
A: Social (if Lindsay Lohan can say that, so can I)
Q: Interests:
A: RPGs, football, sex., sex, sex, competitive eating , getting massages
Additional Info:
Q: Employer:
A: Joe’s Corner Gocery
Q: Your position:
A: Part-time bagger
Comment:
I like Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain.
Congratulations! Based on answers given by you and the women in our database, we have found a 100% perfect match. Her answers matched your criteria perfectly. Mildred is slender and beautiful, with a genius IQ, an above average income from her cashier job at the Laundromat, and she never drinks. She loves to cook and clean, have sex and get massages. And she also likes Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain! Her nickname is Midew. Here’s her photo:
Do you have any “Midew” Stories you’d like to share?
