Have you ever met Foreplay? I used to know him but I haven’t seen him in quite a long time. There used to be moments of brief passings in the night, but no more. He’s been M.I.A. and I need to talk to him!
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It seems like I’m noticing a pattern. When I get together with my best gal pals we always find our conversation gravitating to our men and our sex lives. Some stories are better than others but regardless we hang on every word hoping for that moment when another’s story makes our love lives sound like its kicking and the bragging can begin! But noooo…..expectations are usually too high and the fall down from the clouds is one hell of nose dive that sends us all plummeting back into reality!
My gal pals and I agree that our men have forgotten one of the most important keys to good sex, good foreplay. Being the “Miss Know It All” that I am or the expert depending on how you look at it, I took the lead on this to open up the therapy session. “Hello. My name is ‘Miss Know It All’ and I’m addicted to foreplay.” They say the first step to recovery is acceptance, right? LOL Well I accept it!
Ok, seriously though guys, most women are the same in some areas and this is one of them. We ALL love foreplay! Good foreplay isn’t squeezing the TA TAS for 5 seconds then tip toeing your fingers clumsily through the strawberry patch with a quick slap on the butt for good measure. It most certainly doesn’t start with mauling and groping at your lady.
If you want to wow us then try conversation first. Try listening to your women like you’re interested in what she’s about. Talk about plans to do something together or about taking a trip together. A real conversation about what is nothing to you can be the biggest aphrodisiac for your lady. When you actually participate in a two-way convo it tells us you care about us and our opinion matters. This is FOREPLAY for us and you’ll be amazed at the result! You may not have to do any of other the work. We might just take over! And you know how much you like foreplay when all you have to do is just lay there! You’ve got that part mastered! LOL
So, the new rules of thumb for you guys are:
1. No hooter honkin! (Those aren’t horns on a kiddy bike!)
2. No clumsy stroll through tulip land! (This is important and you need to become a master!)
3. No ill placed butt smack (Smacking a butt is a fine art!)
4. No pulling the hair (Another highly skilled technique! Do this wrong and she’ll turn on ya!)
5. Convo is foreplay! Start talking! (But know when to shut the heck up and when it’s time to get down to business!)
Let me know if you have any questions. I’d be more than happy to share my expertise with you. After all, I AM “Miss Know It All”! LOL
